the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything
adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere
Who the hell thought of this?
somebody bail me out iont know what the fuck dis mean
he’s saying “mancala!” which is the name of this marble game. so essentially, he’s saying “man-call-her!”. get it now? don’t feel ashamed, i didn’t get it at first either.
Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.
Think about it though…this is a man saying “see how much control I can do over the little things in your life.” It sounds kind of ridicculous until you picture him just breaking all the man’s cups or ordering it to be done. He never breaks eye contact with the man. As it goes on it becomes impeccably clear…smashing the cups is the only thing keeping the Caesar from breaking the man
Arthur Conan Doyle heard you fangirling about Sherlock Holmes
Idk why I laughed but omg
SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER
say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”